It takes a nation to protect the nation
#1 "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature." People need to understand the implications of that statement. That one sentence should be a good starting posistion for peoples education into the idea's of the new world.
I was wondering if America was packing in enough people with enough DNA to maybe wipe out the rest of the world and leave themselves with the 500.000.000 needed?. Just a thought.
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The author knows this because he is also a peckerhead and has frequently chatted with Ted Turner at the meetings.
“CBS is a cheap whorehouse.”
~ Ted Turner on a company he later attempted to acquire
“I MUST GET THAT LION!”
~ Ted Turner on the MGM/UA deal
“Is this some kind of a joke? I, Sonic the Hedgehog, want to kill this guy, but I want to watch CNN!”
~ Sonic the Hedgehog on Ted Turner
“He is the Mouth of the South. I am the Mouth of Uncyclopedia. We are mouths.”
~ Captain Obvious on Ted Turner's mouth
“Look! Under! Your! Chairs! Every!-body! gets a Yaaaacht! YOU get a yacht! YOU get a yacht! You can have TWO if you want!”
~ Ted Turner on his talk show
“Oh . . . right . . . THAT Ted Turner . . . I thought you meant the . . . other . . . Ted Turner”
~ Rupert Murdoch on Ted Turner
“Just why on earth did he fail on MGM/UA?”
~ Lola Bunny on Ted Turner
“Maybe I can't...but CAPTAIN PLANET CAN!!!!”
~ Ted Turner on Enviromental Protection
“I've done something that everybody can enjoy. I've colorized the moon.”
~ Ted Turner on giving back to the community
Ted Turner at the launching of Mein Kabel Netwerk (MKN)Born around 1249, Ted W. Turner began life as an experimental computer program developed by the Pentagon called Transmitted Unified Rendering Network Expansion Router, the forerunner of MS Paint. Killing a programmer and possessing his body, Turner rewrote his own programming to duplicate the personalities of the six greatest business leaders and/or African war profiteers. Today Turner is worth an eighth of the height of his weath, having sold his shares in Turner Broadcasting to AOLTimeWarnerSonyViacomChurchofJesusChristofLatter-DaySaints. He spends his days throwing his shoes at crows on his vast Montana estate and watching the Braves wipe their asses on the remains of his fortune. He is the former owner of Dubbya C Dubbya
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Establishing offices in Atlanta, Georgia, he became a practicing lunatic, using the latest broadcasting technologies to relay a satellite transmission to multiple terminals via landline. With this technology he was soon able to broadcast reruns of Welcome Back Kotter, Small Wonder and Happy Days 24/7. This new 'round-the-clock capability soon gave rise to other applications, such as a 24/7 news channel where professionals, drummed out of their respective fields, could posit their opinions without scrutiny and holler at each other.
“Keep your damn Crayolas away from my movies!”
~ Orson Welles on Ted Turner
Turner's greatest contribution to mankind, however, was his willingness to re-edit any and all films to turn all the characters into Oompa Loompas. He did this using a special irradiating process that brought out the brightest, most vibrant shades magenta and nuclear orange from the filmstock. This process was abandoned when, in a Dec. 24, 1989 broadcast of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey unexpectedly died of skin cancer 12 minutes into the film, caused by Mr T.
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With his career still on the rise, Turner also married human female Jane Fonda, best known for her roles as 1960s sexpot and for her vacations in war zones. Fonda later donated her necklace of GI ears to the Smithsonian. Eventually Fonda would publicly apologize for her past, saying it was deeply wrong and irreligious of her to marry Turner. Turner has also been known to become Captain Planet at certain moments, but he just impersonates Captain Planet. WARNING: if you are in the Atlanta area, watch out for a Captain Planet imitater (Ted Turner) kicking random people's groins, for this is not a Captain Planet attack. Ted Turner still believes in monsters.
Ted Turner died at Gettysburg during Pickett's Charge. His last words were, "Lets go boys!", and then was instantly shot by Union infrantry.
Rupert Murdoch recently ressurected Ted through satanic rituals so that he'd have a liberal propaganda master to battle for control of the world with, however Ted promptly devoured his soul in order to regain mortal form. Rupert murdochs last words were: "My only regret... is not raping more little boys." Ted then went on to hire godzilla to destroy and urinate on every major religous landmark. He faced no charges however as shortly after he donated billions to repair the damage. When asked why he did this, Ted replied: "Their all hos anyways, just paying those bitches their dues." Then he yelled "CAPTAIIIIN PLAAAANET!!!" and flew into outer space.
Hi danny great piece as usual. Love the reply about those who voted for Obama.
Having spent several hours going over all the links, it dawns on me that the over-riding factor with all the NWO advocates is their extreme wealth, its as if, as soon as someone reaches a certain level of monertry independence, they suddenly feel the need to claim a higher moral conscience, and find an ideology that suits them, even if they need to make one up, and force it on the rest of the world.
As soon as people set themselve's up as gods it normally means the death of thousands or millions. Maybe a cap on wealth through taxes would stop them. but that woun't happen.
No, a cap on wealth will not happen, but your observation seems to be right on the money...No pun intended. It does seem as though when people reach a certain plateau of wealth, their whole outlook on reality is altered. Having followed all of those links you know a great deal about the Soros/weirdness factor. Ted Turner has always seemed to live on a cloud of his own. Rockefeller was born into extreme wealth and that must be very different than the world the rest of us inhabit.
The one that really puzzles me is Oprah. She is a very intelligent, self made billionaire, and when she wholeheartedly endorsed our Marxist in Chief she guaranteed him multi-millions of votes, and it made no sense at all. Paul, I simply cannot understand why people like her, Sean Penn, Danny Glover and so many others like them are so enamored with communist leaders and nations. My favorite word is "Irony" and it seems so ironic that they sing such high praises of dictators and not one of them could exist in a totalitarian regime. If any of the left wing idiots in Hollywood were born in Cuba they would still be in Cuba, cutting sugar cane with a dull machete.
Like you mentioned about the condition of Extreme wealth of those of the New World Order seems to have a need for that "Higher moral conscience." Again, my favorite word. Irony! Once these gods reach this higher moral conscience they have no conscience at all. Soros, with his "Conscience of the World" mentality says that he never looks back at the damage he has done nor cares about the people he has destroyed. His goal is to make money and beyond that there is no morality. I cannot help but believe that he must look at us with about the same regard that we have when we look at ants.
Strong cities network. Launched by the UN. America will have to be disarmed soon I suspect.
the new democrats are being fast tracked to citizenship.
From the Breitbart article above:
Given the lack of resistance and absence of Republican leadership in opposition to those ideas, by the time those 50 million former immigrants cast a vote in 2065, it won’t matter which party wins the election.